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Joke of the Day

"I remember when people just wanted to date someone with personality..but noOoo, now everyone's gotta have multiple."

"Why was the strawberry sad? His mom was in a jam!"

"You have to put a potato in the microwave to push the potato button. Other things dont turn into potatoes. *brought to you by Bounty*"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEE"

"What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event? Cross country"

"*leans back in chair* wow, what a great question. I guess I'd say my biggest weakness is the 5 felony convictions I left off my application"

"You can now experience skydiving without a parachute! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!"

"One time when I was riding the school bus the bus drive hit a couple of tree branches She said ""bus drivers trim trees as a side job"""

"""You're Fired!"" Said President Trump to all of our nuclear rockets"

"I hate when I'm beating my grandma in Mario Kart and she kicks the controller out my hands."