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Joke of the Day
"Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good."
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"How do you call a spiritually significant Polish guy? Totem Pole."
"I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon."
"Where do milk shakes come from? Nervous cows!"
"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."
"Thinking of starting a website that auto-tweets when you j/o. ""I'm the mayor of MY GARAGE on JERKSQUARE."""
"Two guys walk into a bar the third one ducks"
"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"My friend asked me how I got so good at guitar. I told him I'm use to fingering minors."
"The worst time to hear I told you so is when you end up saying it to yourself."