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Joke of the Day

"Facebook does NOT ruin relationships. Relationships ruin Facebook"

"What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one? You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time"

"What is the oldest red wine? ""They took our Land!"""

"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"

"""I think you should hire a contractor. . .some of this looks load bearing."" - me, when asked to ""raise the roof"" at parties. . ."

"A neutron walks into a store Neutron : ""How much is this pack of gum"" Store Clerk : ""For you it's no charge"""

"COP: PUT YOUR HANDS UP OCTOPUS: They're tentacles COP: OK PUT ALL 8 TENTACLES UP OCTOPUS: Two are my legs, dude COP: Just go. I give up."

"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."

"what did the prostitutes knee say to the other one? nothing, they have never met!"

"I don't believe women have souls. Neither do men. I don't believe in souls."