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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car? Hood orient"
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"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."
"What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party? The cold shoulder."
"Your call is important to us. Please continue to hold until your battery is dead."
"My brother got his will tattooed on his dick.... ....but it didn't stand up in court"
"My only fitness goal is to be able to lift an adult male, approximately the size of my husband, into the trunk of my car without help."
"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"
"PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free."
"What a kid I got I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. 'creds: Rodney Dangerfield'"
"I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do after she dies.... Most likely she'll lie still"