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Joke of the Day

"""What's the difference between you and I?"" About 12 letters"

"A Short Joke Dwarves and midgets have very little in common."

"What do I love about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus."

"Just once in my life, I'd like to know the sweet satisfaction of finishing a tube of ChapStick."

"A man walks into a bar... A man walks into a bar and says: ""Hey bartender! I fucked your mum last night!"" The bartender looks up and replies: ""Fuck off dad, I'm working."""

"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are all sitting at a bar... and I only know this because its been reposted over a dozen times."

"Doctor: ""Your wife is in hospital!""... Me: ""...How is she?"" Doctor: ""I'm afraid she's critical"". Me: ""Oh, you get used to that...""."

"Why are all ants British? Because they colonize."

"Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life...... unless it gets in his way."

"Who invented tap dancing? A father with six daughters and only one bathroom! :)"