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Joke of the Day
"PRO TIP: Stall your execution by asking if the lethal injection chemicals are gluten-free."
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"Why do Nuns always wear Black & White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have."
"If you tell your girlfriend you think the girl at in the corner shop fancies you, you'll never have to pop out to get bread and milk again"
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? One stops sucking when you slap it and the other is a blonde."
"What's the difference between a cockerel and a prostitute? A cockerel says cock-a-doodle-do. Whereas a prostitute says any-cock-will-do."
"* on a date snuggling * Me: Did you enjoy dinner? Her: Yeah, but now I feel fat. Me: Get your hands off my belly."
"Knock knock!"
"Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue"
"Homophobia isnt much about fear, true, but I wish it was more like Arachnaphobia(I heard that every year in your sleep you swallow 7 gays)"
"Plumber ditches wife Plumber Ditches his wife. ""Its Over-Flo"""