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"*opens camera app on phone* *35 cats scurry under the couch*"
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"""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to other drivers on the road ""What are you doing, idiot?"" me, to myself, in all other situations"
"What did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor...? Make me one with everything."
"I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet I always get the runs"
"Why are branches attached to trees? Because they stick"
"What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas? Cancer"
"What is a Coronation Street resident's least favourite football team? Tramnear Rovers"
"Any recommendations for a new chiropractor? Dr. Reece Etmabak."
"How do you get teh bee off the toilet? You piss it off."
"What did the Jewish father say when his daughter asked for fifty bucks? What are you going to spend forty dollars on, I mean really why do you need thirty dollars?"