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Joke of the Day
"Why are branches attached to trees? Because they stick"
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"Don't cry, that onion didn't deserve you anyways."
"I wanted to get a brain transplant... But I changed my mind."
"When you're sad, no one sees your tears. When you're happy, no one sees your smile. But try jacking off in the subway. Then *everybody* stares."
"An Asian, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar.. bartender says, ""Get the fuck out of here"""
"What do a dildo and tofu have in common? They are both meat substitutes."
"My math teacher called me average... How mean."
"What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer."
"What do you call a pig that murders baseball players? Babe Ruthless"
"Yur mom is so fat Her nipples look like bologna slices."