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Joke of the Day
"I'm the Babe Ruth of the toilet I always get the runs"
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"Remember when parents said ""I'll give you something to cry about"" & were scared they'd hit us but they destroyed the housing market instead?"
"I found out why amphibious cars never caught on. They were always getting toad."
"I hate it when my dates try to start conversations How on earth do you reply to ""mppphhhhh mmmmmhhhh phhhhhmmmm"""
"Nurse: You can come inside now. *Stands up* *Dusts off jacket* *Straightens bow tie* *Fastens cufflinks* *Ahem* ""That's what she said"""
"I'm not comfortable with my sexuality... but luckily I have a discomfort fetish."
"Having daughters is great if you want to get yelled at every time you hit a butterfly with your car."
"What is a tree's favorite drink? Root Beer"
"My grandfather died in a concentration camp in Nazi Germany... ... he fell from a watchtower when he got drunk again."
"Heidi Klum was waiting for a call from Donald Trump She never got it.. His phone was only 99.99% charged so he couldn't do it."