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Joke of the Day

"How do you get teh bee off the toilet? You piss it off."

"What do you call a reptile that likes to start fights The Insti-Gator"

"Mathematics works in mysterious ways...[possibly a joke just for UK redditors] 2x2= 4 1x1= 1 0x0= a small brown cube you put in a casserole."

"Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine? He knew better than to drink and derive."

"When you're down 'neath the sea, and an eel bites your knee... That's a moray!"

"Why doesn't Japan have elections? I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates."

"I farted on the bus today and four people turned around I felt like I was on The Voice"

"Why did the woman divorce the grape? She was tired of raisin' kids."

"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."

"Why did the snooker player go to the toilet? To pot the brown."