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Joke of the Day
"Kidnapping is such a strong word, I prefer to think of it as Surprise Adoption"
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"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"
"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"
"The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"""
"How much pussy does a Monk get? Nun"
"Having an Internet girlfriend is easier than having a real girlfriend because I don't have to suck my gut in."
"What do you call an experienced Nazi doctor who treats animals? A veteran Aryan"
"From my Dad: I never did get around to paying for my exorcism So now I've been repossessed."
"Why is 77 better than 69? You get ate more."
"Listen Mrs. Potato Head, you are married. No matter how many times you open your ass to me, I'm not doing it. Drunk Irish whore."