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Joke of the Day

"There is no I in Team, but there's always one big A... if you know what I mean."

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four it'd be a sedan."

"I just fixed somebody's Blackberry Now all of his emails are currant."

"A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting: -Bye-bye , and hope you get better! -Thanks, you too! replied the patients."

"Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it."

"Sleep deprivation- because sometimes you cant afford drugs or alcohol but still want to feel delusional and irrational."

"I found out about Forrest Gump while looking into Fitbits. He was the best of all the running aids."

"What do you call a nun using katana? Nunja."

"*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*"

"Jeopardy] Alex: This floats your boat. Me [buzzing in]: What is buoyancy? Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever."