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Joke of the Day

"Game of Thrones is exciting, but I think it's important to remember that these people are fighting over a chair"

"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."

"What did the insurance company say to the applicant? THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!"

"One time i saw a man eat a whole apple, core and everything. Motherboard and power supply too. The man ate a computer it was horrifying"

"My mom pops out from under the table while I'm on a date. She's always been a good eater. You see her hips? Good hips. Stand up, show him-"

"All of my best fantasies include a French maid. She cleans the house while I nap."

"I touch myself when I think of you. It's not what you're thinking, I'm mostly scratching my head wondering what I saw in you."

"How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place."

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"Why do feminist picnics suck? Because no one ever makes sandwiches."