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Joke of the Day
"Why are police officers bad at Billiards? They hit eight ball first because it was black."
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"How do fireflies start a race? Ready steady glow!"
"If your partner says ""if anything happens to me, I want you to meet someone new,"" ""anything"" doesn't include getting stuck in a traffic jam"
"What do you call a man who can't stand? Neal"
"I tried hypnotizing my wife but *cluck* I think *cluck cluck* something went wrong is that *cluck cluck cluck* corn on the ground?"
"Or any other Lie! Bro1: Why are you upset? Bro2: I text my GF but she doesn't reply back Bro1: Don't be upset bro, she may doesn't see it, or his mobile dead or she was sleeping or any other lie..."
"? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?"
"Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, the chicken was somewhere between 8' to 11' tall."
"The best revenge is living well, unless you own a flamethrower."
"Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?"