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Joke of the Day

"One time i saw a man eat a whole apple, core and everything. Motherboard and power supply too. The man ate a computer it was horrifying"

"Sweeping a woman off her feet is easy if you know karate"

"What comes after a great pee? A ""Q"" I made this joke up today. I don't know if it's been thought of before, but I couldn't go to sleep without posting it for the world :)"

"What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby? The dead baby can feed a family of four."

"in hell your cat can talk and he openly judges you for everything he saw you doing when you were home alone"

"Who needs viagra when there are pictures of old women with dyed orange hair and their eyebrows penciled in on the internet"

"How did Will Smith get caught for committing 1st degree murder? He left fresh prints all over the scene."

"What did the right ball say to the left ball? Dont talk to the guy in the middle he's a dick"

"Did you hear about the fish addicted to worms? He got hooked."

"Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're ""shellfish"""