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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the newlyweds who mixed up the lube and window putty? All their windows fell out"

"A man went into his local pharmacy to purchase condoms. After ringing his item up the cashier asked, ""Would you like a bag?"" The man responded, ""No, she's not that ugly."""

"Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date? He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach."

"""I can't eat all of that!"" ... and other lies I tell"

"If you use yahoo search engine, A really lonely nerd in his yahoo office frantically googles your request and then posts the results"

"After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears."

"Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A: A pork chop."

"Just realised why careers advisors are shit they couldn't even pick their own career"

"An English Joke What happens to Santa when he gets addicted to heroin? He becomes a dependent clause"

"Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones."