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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the newlyweds who mixed up the lube and window putty? All their windows fell out"

"A bald man was once presented with a comb as a gift... He said, ""I'll never part with it."""

"How many Germans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They're an efficient people, but not very funny."

"Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: They use honeycombs."

"Why did Eva Braun dislike giving Hitler blowjobs? Because he left a Nazi taste in her mouth."

"Boss: This is the 3rd time I've seen you slacking off today. Do you know what that means? Me: You want me to move the couch into my office?"

"What do you call the Mexican KKK? The Que Que Que."

"Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?... Because they always blow their trunks off!"

"Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."

"What happens when you find bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."