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Joke of the Day
"Just realised why careers advisors are shit they couldn't even pick their own career"
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"Naked and Afraid but it's just you in someone else's bathroom with a toilet that won't flush"
"If an officer... Ever wants you to say the alphabet backwards, just say ""het tebahpla"""
"Private browsing is for pussys... ... and tits"
"How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!!!"
"What kind of a shoe has a problem? An issue."
"The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb"
"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"
"I popped into the library this morning and asked if there was any books on Facebook status jokes? The librarian said, ""They've all been stolen."" ""That's the one."" I replied."
"""HOW"" - dyslexic owl"