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Joke of the Day
"Just realised why careers advisors are shit they couldn't even pick their own career"
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"Q: What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses? A: If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital."
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"Why was the ghost late to the halloween party? He had to take a sheet."
"I see you as a glass half full you need me to fill you up"
"What did the Mexican prostitute give to the donkey after the show? Jorge."
"In the words of my dead grandmother..."
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"Why did the female asteroid deny her boyfriends marriage proposal? Because she was scared of comet-ment"