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Joke of the Day

"Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones."

"The biggest threat to mankind is aliens somehow receiving transmissions of Xbox Live conversations and deciding to just blow up the planet."

"Camera Joke Nikon"

"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"

"What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital? ... Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones."

"What do you call the yellow ones? -Yellow labs. And the black ones? -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison."

"If during the first five minutes of meeting a new person, he doesn't tell you he is a vegetarian... He is not a vegetarian."

"I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney"

"Two grains of sand were walking together in the desert. Suddenly, one turned to the other and said, ""Dude, I think we're being followed."""

"Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."