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Joke of the Day

"Time Magazine lists the 140 best Twitter feeds. Maybe later my fax machine will list the best smartphones."

"I'm great in bed... I can sleep for days."

"Did you hear about the neutron who was arrested? He was held without charge."

"Did you hear about the blonde who froze to death at the drive in theater? She went to see Closed for the winter."

"I just saw a stage show about puns... It was a play on words."

"The door is not ajar. It's a door, silly!"

"Two frogs are in a bathtub getting washed. One frog turns to the other and says: Please pass the soap. The other frog says: What do you think I am a typewriter?"

"If I was Genghis Khan's personal advisor Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't."

"How did Bob die, when he went on a trip to Africa? He got ""boar""ed to death."

"What should you never say to a brony? Hello"