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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang? A smell that keeps coming back!"

"What is the shortest, very funny joke you know? ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search"

"What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple."

"There should be a.... Women's rights music group called Feminem."

"Favstar is like that uncle we all have, he never works, but comes around every few months asking for money."

"Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."

"What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed? Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY? Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)"

"Where do kings keep there armies? In their sleevies."

"How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?"

"Does anyone know a cure for excessive ear wax. If you do, please give me a shout."