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Joke of the Day
"Where do kings keep there armies? In their sleevies."
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"This is a frightening statistic 25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness! That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated!"
"I watched Batman with a girl on our 9th date. It went ""dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner BATMAN!"""
"Say what you will about Fidel Castro, at least he didn't use a private email server."
"I just signed up for Comcast!"
"What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled. ( )"
"A seal walks into a club. The end."
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