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Joke of the Day
"I have a dog named Hot-Dog. Isn't funny? hahahaha...."
Next Joke
"My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ""Damn"""
"What did terrorists say in Paris? ""Charlie has been neutralised"""
"We use a very accurate term to describe our government. Politics, poly meaning many, and ticks meaning bloodsucking creatures."
"My friends made fun of me for buying this flamethrower, but at least I don't have to shovel snow this weekend."
"My ex-wife is so evil that she has lessons with Satan every Sunday... I just don't know how much she charges him."
"I just saw a poster that said ""have you seen this man?"" With a number to call... So I called the number and told them ""No."""
"Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*"
"Did you hear of the old man that died while masturbating? He had a stroke."
"Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz"