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Joke of the Day

"My ex-wife is so evil that she has lessons with Satan every Sunday... I just don't know how much she charges him."

"What's the worst part about going to the doctor's and finding out you have diabetes? You don't get a lollipop afterwards :/"

"DID YOU KNOW: If you don't eat animal products, you will take it out on everyone else forever?"

"What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?"

"What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch? Matt"

"Woke up on the wrong side of the bed today By the time I got out from under there I was in a right mood!"

"What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much? He Went Back Four Seconds."

"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"

"my Liam Nissan is missing from the parking lot it's been taken 2014"

"A black man walks into a bar... ...with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender exclaims, ""Wow! How exotic! Where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" Says the parrot."