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Joke of the Day

"Anybody else always feel at least a little panic when their 6 says he ""really needs scissors, like right now!""?"

"How does Dwayne Johnson Party? Like a ROCK Star."

"How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it."

"There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night The police told us to stay inside until they shot him"

"Why didn't The African go to the classical music event? He was a baroque ass' negro"

"Text your dad ""egg salad sandwich"" four times in one day. He'll probably think his phone is broken."

"Anyone who says they don't like cats hasn't had them cooked properly."

"I propose that we abolish marriage and engage in 3 year contracts instead, with the option for renewal."

"A hindu murderer was diagnosed with cancer He had murdered 7 children and knew he was going to be reincarnated as a moth due to bad karma. So he reposted old jokes on reddit"

"I call my weed the Quran... because every time I burn it I get stoned."