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Joke of the Day

"Anybody else always feel at least a little panic when their 6 says he ""really needs scissors, like right now!""?"

"Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach? Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)"

"What kinds of guns do T-Rex's prefer? ...mainly SMALL ARMS."

"I tried explaining to someone why smoking weed is bad for you. To be blunt, I don't think they were paying much attention."

"Funny joke v0.01 What's black all over? Niggers."

"I signed a petition to end women's suffering yesterday. Oops. Sorry: autocorrect. *suffrage."

"Why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who could jump, run, and swim have already crossed the border."

"I own an innovative gardening supplies store. We sell cutting-hedge technology."

"What's a neckbeard's favourite element? Manga-nese."

"Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy? Because he ate five fruits a day!"