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Joke of the Day
"What spell does a Hogwarts student use when they pregnant? fetus deletus!"
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"What do you call a proud Danish countryman? A pastriot."
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"Your tits look better when you don't talk."
"What did the hillbilly say to his sister after she asked him to have sex with her? If you incest."
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."
"I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn't say whether it's a boy or girl. So I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt."
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"Ever wonder why tiny little paper cuts hurt so bad? Cause you're a pussy"