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Joke of the Day

"If your vagina or dick were to be an animal, what would it be? Just curious and looking for laughs lol."

"What is the opposite of a cold front? -A warm back"

"Why did the pope have so many children? Because his condom was a little holy..."

"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."

"What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne? Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13."

"What do you call it when the host of Who Wants to be a Millionaire messes up while reading the question? A Regis Error."

"Caspar: I was the teacher's pet last year. Jaspar: Why was that? Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog."

"What do you call it when two Vietnamese people are together? A Nguyen Nguyen situation."

"What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...? Not knowing how to use a coathanger..."

"If life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. If life gives you melons... You might have sex daily!"