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Joke of the Day
"The teacher asked what comes after the number 69... The student replies, ""Mouthwash."""
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"I like my women like I like my wine... 12 years old and in the cellar"
"What did the gay Frenchman say to his boyfriend right before sucking his dick? Boner appetit."
"Have you heard about all the decapitations happening in the Middle East right now? I certainty won't beheading their anytime soon! -wink-"
"What do old people smell like? Depends..."
"What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef Stroganoff"
"I told my boss 3 companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my present job. He asked which 3 were interested. I said the gas, electric and cable."
"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"
"Regarding the molestation jokes. A lot you guys may not know this, but molestation... Is a very touchy subject. I'm sorry. Did that joke rub you the wrong way?"
"I wish I had an old Asian man for a pet. That way I could name it ""Old Yeller"""