201933

Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"

"How did Thor's brother get his powers? Just Loki I guess"

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss"

"All subjects can be funny with the right delivery, Except abortion jokes. Which by definition have no delivery."

"I learned today of my friend's death: here's a joke he told me. What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me."

"So in this upcoming boxing match, Soulja Boy is being trained by Floyd Mayweather Where as Chris Brown is just getting another girlfriend to train on"

"What's everyone's problem with euthanasia? I like little asian kids"

"I just went into an AOL chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks."

"I'm working on a script about a mobster who attempts to reinvent himself as a professional photographer. I'm gonna call it... *The Selfie Made Man.*"