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Joke of the Day

"Why the musician sold his computer... Not enough gigs."

"Bumped into a friend of mine the other day. He was wearing camouflage."

"Another beautiful day to waste the utopian potential of social media on social media."

"Dear math, stop telling me to find your X Their not coming back, grow up and solve your own problems"

"What do pessimists and electrons have in common There both always negative."

"Constipated people just don't give a shit."

"I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said ""Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you're not a Jedi."""

"What is a suicide bomber's favorite TV show? The Big Bang Theory."

"When I was little I didn't mind my mom feeding me, the only food I refused to allow her to feed me was Alpha-Bits... I just didn't want anyone putting words in my mouth..."

"The consensus after the election is that 100% of Americans think 50% of Americans have lost their minds."