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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets? Because he was white."

"A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says ""Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."" The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk."

"I was walking downtown and saw a sign with a pig and a dog. It said ""why love one and eat the other?"" I thought to myself ""they have a point. I should start eating dogs."""

"Why were the baker's hands smelly? He kneaded a poo"

"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"

"Twenty years ago my mother almost aborted my brother. Yesterday he died in a fight with a cloakroom attendant. The coathanger still got him in the end."

"What did Obama mean when he called for ""change""? Come Help A Nigger Get Elected"

"What do you call a potato that looks like a penis? A dictator."

"Did you know.. Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"

"What do you call.... nuts on the wall? Walnuts. nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. nuts on your chin? Chinnuts? No! A dick in your mouth."