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Joke of the Day
"Did you know.. Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"
Next Joke
"So I fucked this bitch the other night. She started to get real clingy, so I asked my buddy for some advice. He said, ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""
"What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night? Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny."
"Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal? They are both more enjoyable with dates!"
"NO, YOU GET THE HELL OFF YOUR PROPERTY."
"Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you."
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool *badum pssssh*"
"What does a musician train do when running from the law? Covers tracks"
"4-year-old: Is there candy in that drawer? Me: No. 4: Can I check? Me: Do you have a warrant?"
"Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you're a part of something?"