198310

Joke of the Day

"A programmers wife asks him to go to the grocery She says ""Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get 12."" The programmer returns with 12 gallons of milk."

"Took my date to Star Wars and dinner... to make sure BB-8."

"""You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave."" ""But after that I'm not responsible for any more room charges, correct?"""

"What do you call a trio of Muslims? The Three Mosqueteers."

"And the award for the best neckwear goes to... Well, will you look at that, it's a tie!"

"Did you hear about that guy who got the entire left side of his body cut off? Yeah but he is all right now"

"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."

"Life on earth is expensive, but it does include an annual free trip around the sun"

"This is a motherfucking website. http://motherfuckingwebsite.com/"

"What is it called when a bull made of snow eats explosives? A bomb in a bull snowman."