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Joke of the Day

"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"

"""We are going to Taiwan"" Juan: No, please don't!"

"Why didn't the boxer cross the road? He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line."

"Why did the armadillo cross the road? It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck."

"What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !"

"Why do I praise Neo? Because I'm autistic xD XDXD"

"ME: genie, i wish i was dead GENIE: [makes me dead then brings me back to life] ok u have two wishes left ME: i dont think u understood"

"Why should men not engage in esports while horny? They get erekt."

"What's the new Taken prequel going to be called? Taken Befour"

"If Arnold does star in the new Predator movie.. He would probably be sent back in time with his Expendables team to kill the Predator who was the actual John Connor."