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Joke of the Day
"Why were the baker's hands smelly? He kneaded a poo"
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"Justin Timberlake postponing his Buffalo show Sat. & then going on Fallon is like that time I called in sick & tweeted a selfie on a boat."
"Sorry if this is a repost but I'm new here Why are hurricanes named after women's? Because they're wild and wet when they come but when they leave, they take the house and car."
"What do you call a cold puppy? A chili dog."
"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? Your mother can't take 3 jokes at the same time."
"I honestly have allergies and dry skin this time of year, but it never looks good for a dude to have tissues & lotion on his desk."
"Jim Gaffigan's stand-up is so funny that I watched it a second time... ...and I Jim Laugh Again'd."
"I don't often get suspicious,but squirrels rubbing their tiny hands together? I worry they won the lottery & hired a good hit & run attorney"
"[God, creating pigeons] Make them pace back and forth like a lawyer."
"What do I have in common with neutrinos? We are both constantly penetrating your mum."