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Joke of the Day
"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."
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"Why do Mexicans like spicy food? It induces labor."
"The creator of Mad Libs has died. His friends described him as a warm and pulpy man who loved his wife and pelicans. He will be deeply pooped."
"All these people training for marathons and I'm over here, on my couch, trying to lasso the remote with my phone charger."
"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""
"Which Dinosaurs love electricity? Bulbasaurs"
"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"
"What do all Yale and Harvard students have in common? They got into Yale."
"Why are iPhones' batteries not called apple juice Because they don't have enough juice in them ^Explanation: ^circlejerk ^on ^iPhone's ^battery ^running ^out ^fast don't kill me pls, i love apple ^yay"
"I ran a marathon in 2011 if you add it all up probably."