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Joke of the Day
"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."
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"Why did the chemist break his teeth? He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon"
"Knock knock Who's there? Grandma Grandma who? Grandma gun, were goin huntin'"
"How does a sea urchin search the internet? sea urchingine"
"Q: Why should you never run in front of a bus? A: You will get tired."
"My girlfriends father wouldn't let us sleep together when I stayed over at her house Which is a shame because he's very attractive."
"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."
"Why are girls so hot? because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P"
"I was gonna vote for trump . . . but now i'm kinda on the Pence about it."
"What do terrorists and the American government have in common? They both blow up people who don't agree with them."