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Joke of the Day
"Which Dinosaurs love electricity? Bulbasaurs"
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"Congratulations to Steve Jobs for being cancer free for 1 year!"
"What do spies say in bed? Shh I'm undercovers"
"My strong stance on drinking milk straight from the carton has met with no opposition from people who haven't caught me yet."
"*Throws caution to the wind* *gets covered in caution*"
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin hope its not a repost - its one of my old favs"
"Why did the young ghost leave the party? Everyone started drinking boo's. ^^^Happy ^^^Halloween!"
"A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday."
"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"
"I wanna make a toast, to all of you. But i have no bread."