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Joke of the Day

"IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS *breaks glass* *a glazed honey ham pops out* ""Nice nice"""

"Someone needs to tell attractive people that their stories are boring."

"Do buses and trains run on time? Usually yes. No they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks."

"Flint Lead Did you hear they discovered the number one source of lead poisoning in Flint MI is not the water.......it's the bullets."

"Finally saw ""The Price Is Right"" with the new host. Maybe it's the glasses, but Drew Barrymore looks really different."

"I ate 2 pieces of string... When they came out they were tied together. I shit you knot."

"its been a while since the last crazy frog cd. whats the holdup"

"If these walls could talk I'd fuckin' move out immediately."

"What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic? ANKH ANKH!!"

"Dyslexic, you say? How do you spell that?"