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Joke of the Day
"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"
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"If Apple made cars they would be Swedish. The car would be called the iKia."
"Asian phone book Do you know why Asians have a phone book? Because there's so many Wing and so many Wong someone might Wing the Wong number"
"Saw a vanity license plate that said ""ILUVLUV."" I hope she luvs getting 4 new tires and a windshield."
"Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? Because then they would be called Bagels!"
"One Day I hope I can afford an iphone like that girl in line in front of me with the food stamps!!!"
"What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow? Their bayou loomin' essence"
"BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable."
"School in US would be 10 times easier if we use metric system, 12 times harder if we don't."
"What do you call a lamppost in Niger? Progress."