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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond? Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD"

"Little do you know that in my head I've already married you, divorced you, and hidden your body."

"Evolution: True science fiction."

"So two guys walk into a bar holding holding hands I think I'm at the wrong bar..."

"The ONLY thing I miss about being a teenager is being able to legally punch other teenagers."

"Pour motor oil over a stack of CDs. Ta-da! Robot pancakes."

"Running out of space for your porn collection? Just download midget porn, it's half the size"

"What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? ""I am dismayed!"""

"Who was the stretchiest man in The Bible? Abraham. He tied his ass to a tree and walked up a mountain."

"Create a Story Using One Word! Anyone can participate and IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Good luck! :)"