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Joke of the Day
"What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat."
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"What do you call a panda who's legs don't work? Pandapalegic"
"[superhero meeting] ""What's your enemy called?"" ""Dr Doom. Yours?"" ""Joker"" [stifles laughter] ""I HAVE OTHERS"" ""Ye-"" ""Penguin"" [just loses it]"
"When I die, I hope it's doing something I hate. That way I'll be glad I'm dead."
"My new credit card has this awesome theft protection where it just says ""declined"" whenever you use it."
"Boy am I stuffed! I finally finished eating the bag of salt I got for Christmas"
"""Batman, we need your help in Paris immediately."" ""Worry not, Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."""
"1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work"
"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."
"Eating spicy food is like expressing your love to someone who has no interest in you... you always get burned in the end."