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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a sodium joke But Na."

"Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?"

"Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, Why did they skip 9? Because, 7 8 9..."

"Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? because it really looks like it did."

"Trump joke last night... What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election? ""Pardon me"""

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his arse"

"I love, love, love when sports fans are homophobic. ""I don't want any gay people around while I'm staring at men for hours"""

"I spent 8 hours on my Math book yesterday Gotta admit , i slept pretty peacefully"

"""I loves hows you've done me spinach Doc!"" Popeye tells his host. Hannibal winks. ""The secret is to add a bit of Olive Oil."""

"Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality."