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Joke of the Day
"What's a Norwegian's favourite car? A Fjord Fjesta"
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"Why did all the guys like the bus driver? She was busty."
"2015:hey how's it going so far? 2016:uh good 15: 16: 15:you've got an armed mili- 16:we've got an armed militia in a wildlife building, yeah"
"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."
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"guests ask for my wifi password, so I made ""What is wifi?"" my password cuz I'm real into that ""who's on first"" bit"
"My son feels about broccoli the way I feel about having to make a phone call."
"Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead."""
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"My resume is just an old VHS tape of the ""Life Goes On"" episode where Corky lip syncs ""Fight the Power"" for his school's talent show."