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Joke of the Day
"Why do hippies like to swim way offshore? Cause it's far out, man"
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"I always drink a cocktail before having sex My dad always told me ""You need a good screwdriver to really screw something""."
"How do you tell the difference between a meth head and a hillbilly? The meth head still has teeth."
"your mama so fat that when she wanted a water bed they had to put a cover over the Atlantica Ocean."
"Winter is natures way of telling you to polish."
"My ""15 minutes of fame"" are when I get my paycheck and everyone I owe money comes to collect"
"[me telling a joke] guy wearing a ""Make America Great Again"" hat: I don't understand. ME: There's probably a lot you don't understand."
"Three Nazi's walk into a B.A.R. ..."
"It's like my Mom used to say, always keep a positive pregnancy test around in case you need to ruin a man's life."
"Vintage Joke: What's yellow and writes? A ball point banana!"