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Joke of the Day

"A PROBLEMIC POLEMIC Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who knows why the heck they do anything?"

"A joke about my girlfriend"

"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."

"A Higgs Boson particle walks into a church... ""You can't be here"" says the pastor The Higgs Boson particle responds ""But with out me, how can you have mass?!"""

"People with more than 2 numbers in their username probably belong in prison."

"I was arrested at a New Year's party last night I'm sorry, but when you hear an Arab counting down from 10 your fight or flight instincts kick in..."

"Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side ripped off by a shark? He's all right now."

"""So, how's life in North Korea?"" ""Well, I can't complain!"""

"This venomous snake is pretty scary. What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES"

"I have CDO. It's like OCD, except that the letters are in alphabetical order. Like they're supposed to be."