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Joke of the Day

"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."

"So a police officer is called out to the scene where a Mercedes is wrapped around a tree, He said ""Well, I guess that's the way the Mercedes Benz"""

"What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said ""Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"""

"A decrease in popularity I think a great decrease of the popularity of the song ""It's Raining Men"" was caused by 9/11."

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

"Red, White and Blue represent freedom until you see them flashing behind your car."

"I have no problem with Capital Punishment in theory.... I just have problems with its execution."

"""someday this will all be yours"" I say to my dogs, waving my arms wildly across a half empty plate of mexican food"

"If there was a way to read a woman's mind...I'm still not sure I'd want too...I hate shoes, shopping, gossip & I already know I'm annoying."

"What do you call a liver transplant? A delivery."