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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side ripped off by a shark? He's all right now."

"*laughs all the way to the bank* *cries all the way back*"

"What did the Father Buffalo say to his boy as he was leaving for college? Bi son (dangit, not sure how I tagged it dirty. Submitted on my phone through BaconReader)"

"Just watched The Hobbit: The Battle to Stay Awake for What Felt Like Five Hours."

"In light of the recent Taylor Swift & Tom Hiddleston news. I believe they shouldn't have let slip they are dating and kept it Loki (Joke above)"

"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."

"If the shoe fits, wear it... Unless you found it near a bouncy castle, you creep."

"I don't usually cry from onions, but this one's story is so inspirational."

"How many figures does a stripper make? I don't know, but it's not a father figure."

"How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss? The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself"