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Joke of the Day

"A joke about my girlfriend"

"Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!"

"Have you guys seen Stevie Wonder's new concert? Neither has him."

"What do Amy Schumer and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up cunts."

"If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then."

"Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No it's 66 but we turn it upside down to confuse people."

"Whoever said you cannot live off of wine and cheese alone did not try hard enough."

"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""

"My dog just growled back at my rumbling stomach. We have reached a new level of communication."

"A teacher challenged 10 of her students to come with a pun each, the whole class would get no homework if one of them made her laugh. But no pun in 10 did."