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Joke of the Day
"What does a musician use to build a house? A tuba-four"
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"My girlfriend keeps saying that it's not working out. I said, ""well, you haven't gone to the gym for a while, have you?"""
"Happy New Years 2013! Hey guys I'm sending this through Internet Explorer, hope you guys had a great 2012!"
"If Jared Fogle gets any rounder he may go Full Circle."
"I just ate a family... ...sized kraft Mac n cheese and now I'm too full to get drunk by myself tonight."
"I left work in slow motion but it didn't blow up behind me. This is bullshit."
"""Hey guys, I just lost at the Golden Globes!"" - Louis CK, brilliantly introducing himself tonight."
"My girlfriend asked, ""Why do we always stay home for dinner and never eat out?"" Obviously if I was any good at eating out, then you wouldn't be complaining about staying home."
"My favourite machine at the gym is the television."
"Make the little things count! Teach midgets maths!"