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Joke of the Day
"Why is it prestigious to wear a condom? It's a members-only jacket."
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"Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades."
"Whenever Adobe Flash tells me to update I download and install an even older version, that's MY revolution"
"Q:Why did the banana walk out of the movie theater? A:the film didn't appeal to him."
"LPT: Don't let a doctor examine you without clothes on Make him put his clothes on"
"*Leaves home for the day... *Fears I left something behind *Runs inside to see baby playing with my phone. *Grabs phone & leaves."
"How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb??"
"What is the opposite of /r/upliftingnews? /r/news"
"Nice try, blocked number but I don't even answer the phone for people I know."
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 20 dollars... ""10 dollars!? Why do you need 5 dollars?!"""