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"What's a lumberjack's favorite director? TimBuuurrrrrrrton"
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"I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera... It gave me a flashback"
"A man walks up to a cop on a horse... ...wow! That's a nice pig you've got! \-- That's not a pig, sir, but a horse. \-- I'm not talking to you!"
"Men mostly hate two words: 'not' and 'enough'... unless you say them together."
"A Lord of the Rings Joke How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died? He read it in the Hobbituary."
"After watching today's Apple event, I can confirm the new iPhone will not be a failure. In fact, it'll be a huge 6S."
"I can't make it tonight. There's a couple fighting at Target and the guy just started sarcastically clapping. I need to see where this goes."
"What's the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Tentickles"
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