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Joke of the Day

"How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here."

"Genuinely stunned France has adopted the word ""wifi"" rather than ""le signal librement accessible sans l'utilisation de fils"" or some shit."

"What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles and get to the point."

"Knock Knock... Horizontally Knock Knock. Who's there? Horizontally Horizontally who? Quick, The *whore is onto me* hide me from my wife."

"[interview] Ok, don't let them know you're naked ""Why are you naked?"" dammit"

"Last name: Ever. First name: Greatest. Middle name: Hashbrowns."

"When you are trying to get out of the aisle at the movies, and you have to pass by people, do you give them the nut or the butt?"

"Nascar Rain I think if NASCAR would quit being sponsored by the movie Noah we wouldn't have so much rain on race day :)"

"I told my wife .. if she ever wanted to try anal sex, I'd be behind her all the way."

"If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors what do you get? Snippy answers."